squareallworthy

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.

etheraltimelessbeautybouquet

my boyfriend has a friend named max who adopted a dog named max and kept the name. so now everyone, including his parents, refer to him as “max the human” and his dog is, of course, “max the dog”

A text message that says: I'm giving Max the human a ride to a bar crawl I'll call you as soon as I drop him off, that okay?ALT

and sometimes i end up with texts like this