See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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drafthearse

have a new mug that I'm enamoured with like really enamoured and I just was taking it out of the dishwasher and before I put it in the shelf I said "hi baby" with like pure and childlike joy and then gave it a kiss. and like I didn't plan to kiss my lovely new ceramic mug but I did kiss it and I do love it and it's nice to have a spacious cream colored mug with a weird looking cat hand painted on it by someone like it makes me happy it's a small object and I smile when I see it.

drafthearse

this is the mug btw.

bogleech

Thank you for the photo oh my god you're right HI BABY!!

ankewehner

charlesoberonn

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

charlesoberonn

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

lilyyy63

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

charlesoberonn

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

bogleech

I've kinda always wanted to be able to buy a single continuous 100 foot noodle

ankewehner

They'd probably be rolled up before drying and sold in sort of a bird nest shape, though.

closet-keys

filmnoirsbian

Actually REAL wingwoman work is when you're a lesbian flight attendant and a middleaged man thanks you for his drink and catches your arm very gently and flirtatiously says "My name is Devon," and you say "Ok" and walk away, and then after the flight as he's leaving the plane he catches your other flight attendant and asks her what your name is and without skipping a beat she says "She doesn't have one."