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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ankewehner
fozmeadows

the older I get, the more the technological changes I've lived through as a millennial feel bizarre to me. we had computers in my primary school classroom; I first learned to type on a typewriter. I had a cellphone as a teenager, but still needed a physical train timetable. my parents listened to LP records when I was growing up; meanwhile, my childhood cassette tape collection became a CD collection, until I started downloading mp3s on kazaa over our 56k modem internet connection to play in winamp on my desktop computer, and now my laptop doesn't even have a disc tray. I used to save my word documents on floppy discs. I grew up using the rotary phone at my grandparents' house and our wall-connected landline; my mother's first cellphone was so big, we called it The Brick. I once took my desktop computer - monitor, tower and all - on the train to attend a LAN party at a friend's house where we had to connect to the internet with physical cables to play together, and where one friend's massive CRT monitor wouldn't fit on any available table. as kids, we used to make concertina caterpillars in class with the punctured and perforated paper strips that were left over whenever anything was printed on the room's dot matrix printer, which was outdated by the time I was in high school. VHS tapes became DVDs, and you could still rent both at the local video store when I was first married, but those shops all died out within the next six years. my facebook account predates the iphone camera - I used to carry around a separate digital camera and manually upload photos to the computer in order to post them; there are rolls of undeveloped film from my childhood still in envelopes from the chemist's in my childhood photo albums. I have a photo album from my wedding, but no physical albums of my child; by then, we were all posting online, and now that's a decade's worth of pictures I'd have to sort through manually in order to create one. there are video games I tell my son about but can't ever show him because the consoles they used to run on are all obsolete and the games were never remastered for the new ones that don't have the requisite backwards compatibility. I used to have a walkman for car trips as a kid; then I had a discman and a plastic hardshell case of CDs to carry around as a teenager; later, a friend gave my husband and I engraved matching ipods as a wedding present, and we used them both until they stopped working; now they're obsolete. today I texted my mother, who was born in 1950, a tiktok upload of an instructional video for girls from 1956 on how to look after their hair and nails and fold their clothes. my father was born four years after the invention of colour televison; he worked in radio and print journalism, and in the years before his health declined, even though he logically understood that newspapers existed online, he would clip out articles from the physical paper, put them in an envelope and mail them to me overseas if he wanted me to read them. and now I hold the world in a glass-faced rectangle, and I have access to everything and ownership of nothing, and everything I write online can potentially be wiped out at the drop of a hat by the ego of an idiot manchild billionaire. as a child, I wore a watch, but like most of my generation, I stopped when cellphones started telling us the time and they became redundant. now, my son wears a smartwatch so we can call him home from playing in the neighbourhood park, and there's a tanline on his wrist ike the one I haven't had since the age of fifteen. and I wonder: what will 2030 look like?

tuulikki

My grandfather, who is 100, remembers his dad’s accountant doing math on an abacus. Now he texts me “<3” on his flip phone.

amusedmuralist
tooies

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

marlynnofmany

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

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But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

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Human foot is not food, bird.

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That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

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...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

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That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

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That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

the-river-delta
sleepynegress

Just checking....

We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

How do yall say it?

Yeah, it's My-TAY

I've been saying Mighty!

sleepynegress

It's "mne-eeh-t."

"Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet".

I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

mooncustafer

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

bxsmxth

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walks-the-ages

how do you pronounce Miette?

My-tay

mighty

mee-ett / mee-yet

mee-ett-ee

something else

the-river-delta
vvvarinn

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

alexilulu

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

vvvarinn

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

vvvarinn

in response to everyone making charlie do shit like this, they patched the fuck out of him to be nigh unusuable. but im working on him, and i found out what they did.

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and im working on it

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morvith

....

I hate this so much, I can't even.


Edit: my mother-in-law's grandfather actually served in World War I. We are lucky enough to still have some postcards he sent to his sister and a single page from his journal, covering a couple of days from June 1916.

I see this thing... and I think of that torn page that describes an aeronautical duel, where the Austrian plane is called a "vulture", and the planes move "at unimaginable speed."


I think of the blank postcards written on both sides, or the one the only one with a picture - a woman's picture, and on the back great-grandfather-in-law wrote "look what a magnificent postcard I found for you. Doesn't she look like Nilde? (From afar)"

I don't know who is Nilde. We probably will never know.


I'd trade Charlie in an instant for the rest of that journal.

ankewehner
gothgrr666

IG : @emperorofmischief

drunkenskunk

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seasonallydefective

I want to add this article here … they not only find it relaxing, it gives them control over their environment and it makes their stress levels go down!

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ankewehner

I mean, feeling powerless and unable to control your own life is pretty stressful, so that makes sense?

(personally I find taking public transport less stressful than driving myself, but I'm going to assume the rats did not have access to reasonably reliable public transport)